I'm also sure that much like me you pretended to love it because it's what the cool kids were listening to, but secretly you had no idea what he was talking about. (In this scenario everyone else on the internet is the exact same age as me. I'm sure you remember it from junior high, much the same as I do. That's a lyric from his first single "Country Grammar". It's like he's staring right into my soul.ĭaps and hugs mean mugs and shoulder shrugs. Despite his total pwnage over those stupid developer n00bs that kid clearly has not hit it yet (The 'it' in question being lady parts).Īnd apparently Curtis "I-sold-crack-when-I-was-twelve-and-then-got-shot-nine-times" Jackson is in the exact same situation.Īctually, the kid has a leg up Fitty probably can't power level a Gnomish Warlock. Yeah, we're are going to work on shortening that title, we really need something that will roll of the tongue a bit better. Now we are going to play a fun little game called "What the hell is your song about? I thought you were some sort of hardcore gangster rapper?" Maybe he forgot that before the ad existed HE GOT SHOT NINE GOD DAMN TIMES. Yeah, he clearly needs the $1 million he's suing for.ĭoes he think that this obscure ad about a cartoon rapper that may or may not resemble him will encourage people to shoot at him in real life? "Oh I shouldn't.this will go right to my thighs." I don't even know how that makes sense, but I guess that these are the thoughts that go through your head when putting pictures like this on The Twitter seems like a good idea. He claims the image threatens his safety. They didn't use Fitty's name, a variation of the name, or any name.īut apparently the image "intended to resemble him." Or some legal shit like that. In 2007 Fitty filed a lawsuit against some internet ad agency for a cartoon ad, a little point and click game thing that asked you to "shoot the rapper" I spent a week in the hospital once when I got my tonsils out, and they planned that shit out.Īt this point I am sure you're all thinking wow, I bet this guy has turned out to be a perfectly adjusted member of society and has settled down with a nice girl.Īt this point, I think it's proven that yes, "Fitty" is one tough mo'fo. The hard stuff) to an undercover cop and spent some time in the big house.Īlso, his mother (read: also coke dealer) got murdered when he was twelve.
Not only was he selling crack, but got busted for selling coke (Not new coke, classic. There was stupid people everywhere, and they just kept producing more stupid people. "Oh my god! This ebola epidemic is terrible, if only we could stop injecting ebola into ourselves on puprose! WHY?!?! MAKE IT STOP?!?!" Really though, can it be considered an epidemic at all? I mean, literally all you need to do to completely end it is stop doing the thing causing it. Which is nearly as impressive as me passing Final Fantasy VII when I was 12, but not quite.Īpparently he was selling during a "crack epidemic" which was probably beneficial for business.
REDNECK COUNTRY GRAMMAR LYRICS CRACK
Or so they tell me whilst dunking my head in the nearest toilet.Īccording to the most reliable source I could find Fitty started selling crack when he was 12. Incase you didn't know, this is Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.Īlso, the cool kids pronounce it "Fitty cent." Try to ignore the vest, those are given out to all visitors of my blog as a precaution. Or, at the very least, confusing as hell.
This is going to go wherever the hell I want it to go. Well, firstly, stop asking all these fucking questions. I hear they are mostly about "the cheddar." From what I know about fuck it's somewhere between the consistency of titanium and adamantium.
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